10 warning signs that you may be addicted to Facebook (From: The Huffington Post)
1. Facebook is your home page.
Fuiiiih...untungnya belom ampe...*langsung ganti setting internet explorer*
2. You update your status more than twice a day.
kalau inih?hmm....status apa yah? dari awal bikin fesbuk ampe sekarang masih tertulis STATUS: SINGLE, wakakakakak...curcol online
3. You have over 500 "friends" half of whom you've never actually met.
*buka fesbuk, ngitung2 jumlah temen...menghela napas lega* temen aq masih dikiiiit...amaaan
4. As soon as you step away from your computer you're on FB on your phone.
kepada saudari Kner * dilempar lemari besi sama yang namanya disebut* dikau mesti hati2 dengan warning inih....wakakakak
5. You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you
a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.
hmmm..yang pasti yang paling rajin aq liat profile nya adalah si ...ehem...
xixixixi
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
iki maksute opo yoo?? *sambil gunting kuku*
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
waks....ini sich bener2 creepy...mengerikan
6. You change your profile picture more than a 12-year=old girl.
huehehehe....*ga mampu berkata-kata*
7. You have checked your FB page while reading this article.
ya ngga lah bow...ga segitunyah *langsung klik tanda X di ujung kanan atas*
8. You clean up your "wall" so it looks like you spend less time on FB.
yaiks!!!!!......*membentur2kan kepala ke tembok*
9. You are a member of more than 10 groups and respond to every event invitation "attending" even if you have no intention of going.
freakin psycho ini mah jeung!!!
10. You change your relationship status just to mess with people.
kan sudah kubilang tadi di awal....di fesbuk tertulis STATUS: SINGLE...so???ada yang berminat pada lajang manis, menawan, kalem, baek hati, kaya, tidak sombong, dan rendah hati ini?!! *kedip-kedip*
1. Facebook is your home page.
Fuiiiih...untungnya belom ampe...*langsung ganti setting internet explorer*
2. You update your status more than twice a day.
kalau inih?hmm....status apa yah? dari awal bikin fesbuk ampe sekarang masih tertulis STATUS: SINGLE, wakakakakak...curcol online
3. You have over 500 "friends" half of whom you've never actually met.
*buka fesbuk, ngitung2 jumlah temen...menghela napas lega* temen aq masih dikiiiit...amaaan
4. As soon as you step away from your computer you're on FB on your phone.
kepada saudari Kner * dilempar lemari besi sama yang namanya disebut* dikau mesti hati2 dengan warning inih....wakakakak
5. You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you
a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.
hmmm..yang pasti yang paling rajin aq liat profile nya adalah si ...ehem...
xixixixi
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
iki maksute opo yoo?? *sambil gunting kuku*
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
waks....ini sich bener2 creepy...mengerikan
6. You change your profile picture more than a 12-year=old girl.
huehehehe....*ga mampu berkata-kata*
7. You have checked your FB page while reading this article.
ya ngga lah bow...ga segitunyah *langsung klik tanda X di ujung kanan atas*
8. You clean up your "wall" so it looks like you spend less time on FB.
yaiks!!!!!......*membentur2kan kepala ke tembok*
9. You are a member of more than 10 groups and respond to every event invitation "attending" even if you have no intention of going.
freakin psycho ini mah jeung!!!
10. You change your relationship status just to mess with people.
kan sudah kubilang tadi di awal....di fesbuk tertulis STATUS: SINGLE...so???ada yang berminat pada lajang manis, menawan, kalem, baek hati, kaya, tidak sombong, dan rendah hati ini?!! *kedip-kedip*
piteys...lagi ngotak-ngatik biar ga keliatan addict
6 comments:
fyuuuhhh...
untung gw ga begitu..
inget tey..bahkan gw mau hapus yg nge-add dan gw ga tau orgnya..
senyum bahagiaa...
apa coba??? biasa aja kali yah
hihihihihii...
mang fesbuk ituh apa mid..*bertopang dagu manatap nanar ke luar jendela*
Pitey, itu logo facebook-narcissism dari mana dapet nya...? gw pake buat profile aja ahhhhh ijin ya kalau loe yg buat hehehehe :) facebook sepertinya salah satu media buat narcissism...tul nggak? :)
@ Ree...fesbuk ituh sejenis makanan..kaya pempek...cuma lebih enak, bikin ketagihan *ngelantur mode: o*
@ Mas Tams...dapet dari googling mas, ambil ajah..haha..embeeer, narsis..pasang2 poto, gonta ganti status..promosi diri mas...maklum..hehe *muka memerah*
bwahahaha..dari gue untuk gue neh? Nomor 4 itu tuh..cara gue untuk caper!! wakakakak.. Eh ti, facebook itu bukannya kumpulan dari facepaper yg dijilid? *korban iklan mode on*
and now, liat apa yg gue posting, hihihi...
xixi..berhubung sekarang jarang ol...jadi aku bukan termasuk yg itu kayaknya deh...hehe
lagian..aku kan kalem,baik hati,ga sombong, kaya, punya pekerjaan tetap,...kayaknya ga mungkin banget deh terjangkit penyakit itu piet...xixii * sedia tameng...menghindari pentungan trimasketir*
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